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    Oh, the comfort, the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person, having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all out, just as they are, chaff and grain together, certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and with a breath of kindness blow the rest away.  ~Dinah Craik

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    To carry the discussion a step further do you think that a regular road bike with 27"/1" would work for the entire length of the Katy Trail? ~Dorothy Fulheim

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    They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown

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    He didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland

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    What about having a bio on your profile? You know so you don't have to post it no the Friendly Topic...? ^^ ~John Glenn

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    A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown

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    A father carries pictures where his money used to be.  ~Author Unknown

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    want to ride mcbain to clinton for 1st try is west to east the way to go and how long should that take ~Author Unknown

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    Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.  ~Bill Cosby

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    Thank you Shuugo for your consideration, if it came across as such then I apologize, but I was not meaning that the site is being run wrong, far from it. And at the very least, it's not my site to begin with. ~Ogden Nash

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    Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown

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    Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly nobody owes you a debt of honor or gratitude for getting him into that predicament.  But a child does owe his father a debt, if Dad, having gotten him into this peck of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to the job of showing his son how best to crash through it.  ~Clarence Budington Kelland

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    A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold

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    Also, GreenHorn's idea is something that I thought should have been there by default. As it stands, the 'profile' page is pretty shallow. ~Chili Davis

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    The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.  ~Jerry M. Wright

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    I remember seeing a link for it on the site but it's been gone for awhile. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com

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    Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.  ~Jean Paul Richter

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    I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

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    My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard.  Mother would come out and say, "You're tearing up the grass."  "We're not raising grass," Dad would reply.  "We're raising boys."  ~Harmon Killebrew

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    When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around.  But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years.  ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain but no evidence has yet been found for this (Thanks, Garson O'Toole!)

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    meh...too much overhead for too little payoff. There is no guarantee that even after implementing this feature, people would actually like what they see suggested to them. IMO, if you like to have more of certain kind of all wall, search for it...that's what its there for! ~Enid Bagnold

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    For example I was thinking on setting up a resizer & cropper for making it fit your desktop resolution in a better way. ~John Gregory Brown, Decorations in a Ruined Cemetery, 1994

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    Would it even be possible to add a "suggested wallpaper" feature that analyzes your favored walls and shows similar ones? ~George Herbert, Outlandish Proverbs, 1640

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    As i know there cant be similar (duplicates) walls, but there can be similar (70-50) % walls, like u can have same wallpaper in 1920x1080 and 1920x1200, but as i know it cant be done... ~Bill Cosby

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    It kills you to see them grow up.  But I guess it would kill you quicker if they didn't.  ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams

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    To carry the discussion a step further do you think that a regular road bike with 27"/1" would work for the entire length of the Katy Trail? ~Dorothy Fulheim

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    Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.  ~Dave Barry, "Your Disintegrating Body," Dave Barry Turns 40, 1990

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    To start with the easy to use rating system. Starting at 100%(or 0) with up and down voting. ~Author Unknown

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    I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

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    Youth is a wonderful thing.  What a crime to waste it on children.  ~George Bernard Shaw

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    Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.  ~Don Marquis

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    I invite you all to come and talk in the IRC channel. ~George Bernard Shaw

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    Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age.  Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.  ~Tom Wilson

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    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball

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    Making the decision to have a child is momentous.  It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.  ~Elizabeth Stone

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    Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.  ~Author Unknown

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    Dad, your guiding hand on my shoulder will remain with me forever.  ~Author Unknown

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    I called and spoke to the AMTRAK reservation/information line and when I asked about traveling with a toddler trailer, they had never been asked such a question. They said I could take the item boxed as long as the dimensions of the box did not exceed 22"x28"x14" and did not weigh more than 50 lbs. ~Don Marquis

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    The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.  ~Lucille Ball

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    Cuda I disapprove of that suggestion. I checked my Tag Edits and it included my own uploads with the tags I added from the beggining. ~Elizabeth Stone

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    Ignoring the fact it is 99% NSFW and full of furry pics.. It is very rare that a site scales perfectly and I like the way it presents the pictures. ~Lydia M. Child, Philothea: A Romance, 1836

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    it's the worst site ever... and it loads very very very damm slow Yotoon don't take any part of that site. ~Johann Schiller

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    I AM LOOKING FOR THE SAFEST RIDE FROM THE KATY TRAIL TO KANSAS CITY. DOES ANYONE HAVE A GOOD ROUTE. ~Herbert Asquith

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    A father is always making his baby into a little woman.  And when she is a woman he turns her back again.  ~Enid Bagnold

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    Thank you Shuugo for your consideration, if it came across as such then I apologize, but I was not meaning that the site is being run wrong, far from it. And at the very least, it's not my site to begin with. ~Ogden Nash

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    You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.  ~Ogden Nash

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    I don't care how poor a man is; if he has family, he's rich.  ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter

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    I still have a full deck; I just shuffle slower now.  ~Author Unknown

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    They say that age is all in your mind.  The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.  ~Author Unknown

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    We advance in years somewhat in the manner of an invading army in a barren land; the age that we have reached, as the saying goes, we but hold with an outpost, and still keep open communications with the extreme rear and first beginnings of the march.  ~Robert Louis Stevenson, "Virginibus Puerisque II," Virginibus Puerisque, 1881

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